December 2010
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
heyitsiris:
(via jenniiii)
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
I hate that you say you miss me, but you never do...
psycholust:
@tineravanera
whenbittermeetsthebetter:
LECHHHHHHHH. Y U SO BITTER? :| =))) Wag baadddddd.
Not actually being bitter. Just feeling jealous. :> :)) AHOHOHO.
A real relationship : Has fights. Has trust. Has...
@tineravanera
whenbittermeetsthebetter:
YIZZZZ. Of course ;) ;) :*
VERY GOOD! I-itchepwera mo na yang Tumblr soulmate mo >:) :))
We cannot beg someone to stay if they want to...
Sometimes, you ignore the one who loves you...
yanilavigne:
-chocobaby08
Bahay na may nakasulat na ICE 4 SALE sa labas.
Gyno: Tao po! Pabili ho!
Katulong: Ano yun?!
Gyno: May COKE ba kayo dito?
Katulong: Wala ho eh.
Gyno: KENDI?!
Katulong: Wala din!
Gyno: Eh ano lang meron?
Katulong: ICE! Nakasulat na nga diba? Ano pa ba nababasa mong iba?
Gyno: Oh bakit, tinatanong mo ako kung ano bibilhin ko kung ICE lang pala tinitinda niyo? Sinong tanga?! SINONG TANGA?!
boy VS girl Part 1
Boy: Girl, pwede ka bang ligawan?
Girl: Ako?
Boy: Hindi, ako. Liligawan ko sarili ko. Tanga lang? Bobo ka eh noh
Girl: Ikaw pala ang bobo eh
Boy: Bakit naman?
Girl: Tinawag mo akong Bobo. babae kaya ako, kaya dapat BOBA! Tsk Tsk!
May point si Girl. : )
It's not hard to move on. It's just hard to leave...
You're not worth my tears or even a little space...
I say I’m not pretty. Not because I’m looking for...
heckyeahawesome:
cleobontales:
Took the words out of my mouth
^
The worst thing about falling in love is knowing...
Untangle me. I'm not looking for a sign, keep your...