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Did you hear the joke about the butter?
heyitsiris: (via jenniiii) Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it. Did you hear the joke about the pizza? Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy. Did you hear the joke about the corn? Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny. Did you hear the joke about my penis? Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
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@tineravanera
whenbittermeetsthebetter: LECHHHHHHHH. Y U SO BITTER? :| =))) Wag baadddddd. Not actually being bitter. Just feeling jealous. :> :)) AHOHOHO.
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@tineravanera
whenbittermeetsthebetter: YIZZZZ. Of course ;) ;) :* VERY GOOD! I-itchepwera mo na yang Tumblr soulmate mo >:) :))
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Sometimes, you ignore the one who loves you...
yanilavigne: -chocobaby08
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Bahay na may nakasulat na ICE 4 SALE sa labas.
Gyno: Tao po! Pabili ho!
Katulong: Ano yun?!
Gyno: May COKE ba kayo dito?
Katulong: Wala ho eh.
Gyno: KENDI?!
Katulong: Wala din!
Gyno: Eh ano lang meron?
Katulong: ICE! Nakasulat na nga diba? Ano pa ba nababasa mong iba?
Gyno: Oh bakit, tinatanong mo ako kung ano bibilhin ko kung ICE lang pala tinitinda niyo? Sinong tanga?! SINONG TANGA?!
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boy VS girl Part 1
Boy: Girl, pwede ka bang ligawan?
Girl: Ako?
Boy: Hindi, ako. Liligawan ko sarili ko. Tanga lang? Bobo ka eh noh
Girl: Ikaw pala ang bobo eh
Boy: Bakit naman?
Girl: Tinawag mo akong Bobo. babae kaya ako, kaya dapat BOBA! Tsk Tsk!
May point si Girl. : )
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You're not worth my tears or even a little space...
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I say I’m not pretty. Not because I’m looking for...
heckyeahawesome: cleobontales: Took the words out of my mouth ^
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Untangle me. I'm not looking for a sign, keep your...
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